I didn't dare brave the road until I turned the ripe age of 18. I was settled about moving 485.85 miles up the state for college, but to get me behind the wheel of a 1400 pound vehicle was pretty much the same as a death sentence. I liked freedom obviously, but control - no way.
So it goes, I got my license at 18.
18.5 actually. For good precaution, I took my driver's test in a city rumored to be aloof about driving capabilities. If you breathe and know stop from go, you're good. I clumsily managed to get the blinkers going, and as punishment, the windshield wipers followed suite. I was lost from there. Just ignorant I tell ya, just ignorant.
My first transport was a fuel efficient pale silver Japanese girl that I never named. I still feel guilty about that. What if she has been living the rest of her life in a used lot trying to sell herself for nothing? Oh the shame!
I traded unnamed for another faithful and trusty Japanese make, but this one was much older, dark, and mysterious. Besides, her features were amazing! Now all she has to show for is a peeling coat and sluggish attitude. No name either. I attempted to muster one up, but never felt right about it.
Now, there's a man. A burly German man. He prefers Theodore, but he'll answer to Teddy or Ted. Or just plain old Bug. He doesn't really have standards. Born in 1972, he began his journey through life as a somewhat rare commodity with an autostick instead of standard tranny. He lived through the 80's with a T-shirt driver's seat cover and a Jazzercise antennae ball.
Then he just sat. For 10 years. Twiddled his little feet as they slowly sunk into the mud. He wasn't abused or unloved. Just forgotten.
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Theodore, the burly German |
Now the poor guy looks atrocious. Faded green paint. Dirt and muck in every crevice. He needs the works. He needs it bad. Your eyes are not tricking you, he does have moss growing on his nose. And the whole driver's side too. His shoes are a little rusty and his insides are looking a little sick.
So, I have decided to start a campaign for this little guy. He needs another chance (thanks to a wonderful lady who offered him for free!). All proceeds from my Etsy shop are going towards fixing him up and making him pretty again.
VintageEdition on Etsy
Feel free to peruse. If not for me, do it for him!
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